I've rated this product four stars and not five simply because of the price. If Lite Brite on Steriods lasts for 5 years without blowing a fuse, I'll change my review to 5 stars, but by that time our dystopian transformation into Blade Runner 2029 will be old news or I'll have simply forgotten all my Interweb passwords
So what do you get? For $200, you essentially get a microphone, an LED display, and a motherboard that does basic bitch signal processing and converts any noise it hears (including your sneezes, burps, and your wife's farts) into a technicolor waveform of joy. With the right equipment my Uncle Jerry make it for half the price, but it of course it would look like dog balls and smell like his basement.
With that being said, Petru gets the little details right. Those Calvin Klein basement wood paneltones and shiny metallic knobs slay, the sharp-angled facade slaps like authentic late-early-70's stereo porn , and the stand displays my LPs like a goddamn boss. In spite of what previous reviewer had said, it even holds my double ablums great. The Soundtrack to Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band which features disco and and glam rock versions of Beatles classics Peter Frampton and the BeeGees looks fucking fantastic even though it still sounds like a steaming pile of turd.
And the display... well, it's just goddamn gorgeous. The colors are gay-pride vibrant, the waveforms pulse like a Skittles rainbow, and it delivers exactly the experience it promises: I get a fantastic conversion piece over a six pack of non-alocholic beers and a glowing reminder than even though we live in a World of Utter Excess, I can still bitterly complain about the price of gas and electric to my high school Facebook friends while burning through a fuck ton of extra kilowatts nightly without batting an eyelash, because hey....how can you NOT listen to Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" without killing a few more redwoods? I take obscene pleasure in knowing every time I turn this puppy on, somewhere a kitten dies.
Welcome to your own personal electric light orchestra! And on the bright side, at least it's not powered by AI...... yet.
Great piece of kit that certainly improves your musical experience!
A beautiful object with a pure design that adds a dynamic and colourful touch to your music corner.
Can't be more happy, great look & quality. Thank you!
Cheers from Dubrovnik - Croatia 🍻😜💪🏻
I was nervous about order this but it was definitely worth it. It’s even better than I imagined and it looks amazing. Functions exactly as advertised and is pretty easy to use. I would recommend this for any vinyl collector!
